The pleasure is twice as great: the process itself is much more interesting than the end result.
1. THE PLOT IN A HOME PORN FILM IS NOT THE MAIN THING
Most people watch “Night Watch” for the plot, but they watch porn for completely different reasons. But if you find sex itself too boring and want to indulge your sexual fantasy, don’t confine yourself and your girlfriend to the traditional plot lines: plumber and housewife, patient and nurse, boss and secretary, hotel guest and maid. Think about how many other good and varied plots there are that directors have ignored: a social security employee and a pensioner, a grocery kiosk clerk and a racketeer, a businesswoman and a tax inspector, a novice car enthusiast and a Zhiguli with a dead battery and crankshaft problems, and so on and so forth.
2. DON’T TAKE WHAT’S HAPPENING TOO SERIOUSLY
Try to incorporate some brilliant impromptu moments into your prepared routine. It’s worth rehearsing a bit in front of the camera off to get used to its presence and learn your lines. However, don’t overdo it. Definitely don’t pre-plan the sequence of positions and the average speed of thrusts. Remember: for some girls, the presence of a camera and the feeling of being watched isn’t restrained, but rather inspires them.
3. DO NOT TRY TO ROUTINELY REPEAT EVERYTHING THAT YOU PARTICULARLY REMEMBER IN OTHER PORN FILMS
Try to win over with warmth and sincerity, not technique—after all, your product isn’t meant for mass production, but for use in a small circle. Therefore, even if you and your girlfriend have exceptional physical attributes, they shouldn’t overshadow the personalities of the participants, who ended up in bed not for profit, but out of selfless mutual attraction. In this case, your demeanor will stand out from the cold, businesslike manner of porn actors.
4. THE NUMBER OF PARTICIPANTS TRANSFORMS INTO QUALITY
Having more than two participants in a show naturally expands the range of possibilities, room for maneuver, and the arsenal of visual aids. The presence of a single cameraman immediately expands the scope of special effects to infinity—the camera can zoom in, zoom out, and focus on the necessary details or blur the unimportant ones. With two people, you’ll be able to film only each other with a moving camera—say, masturbating, although even such a mise-en-scène, with proper direction, can be of great artistic value. Still, to enhance the spectacle, it’s worth considering reliable, proven people who share your passion but won’t blackmail you later when you try to run for the State Duma.
EXPERT ADVICE
Lyuba Love, porn star.
- When planning your first try, choose a day when you’re both in a good mood. A couple of glasses (no more!) of champagne or martini is fine. Remember: you’re going to joke around and have fun… No need to put on a serious face, set sexual records, or imagine yourself as Rocco Siffredi and Tera Patrick.
- Naturalness and uninhibited behavior are what most excite viewers. Even if that viewer is you.
- Don’t be silent. You need to talk, mumble, moan, scream—whatever feels most natural. A lively audio track (especially when it’s not interrupted by the director’s commands, “STOP! TURN! CHANGE YOUR POSE!”) is just as exciting as the footage.
- Ladies! Don’t keep glancing at the camera. A quick glance is fine, and a smile at the end is fine too… if you still have the energy. But if you keep staring at the camera’s glaming pupil, you’ll want to throw the tape in the trash after the first viewing.
- Men! Don’t display the results from your camera on your monitor (that’s the professional term for your TV while you’re filming).
- Even the biggest names in adult video can’t manage to direct as they go and enjoy the process at the same time. They’re professionals and can act—you’re filming for pleasure, not for sale. That’s what you should focus on.
- And finally, after watching it together for the first time, and laughing at your antics, agree to try it again.
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